(Nakadai pulls the switch, shocking Larry) Templeton: (Desperate) Kwakisurpiniku! Kwakisurpiniku! Templeton: (Confident)Yes! Kwakisurpiniku! Templeton: NO, WAIT! Wait, wait, wait! I… I know it, I know it. (Nakadai prepares to pull electrical switch) (PS: Answer = The child, on the parent’s lap) Nakadai: When it comes to children’s nursery songs, who is always sure to be sitting? Templeton: MARY, CALL THE AMERICAN EMBASSY! Templeton: MOTHER OF MERCY, I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE! (Nakadai laughs as he pulls out a new set of question cards) What the heck are you doing here? Hey, just a second… Just a second here! (Cheering as Larry is led to the Bonus Round, which consists of him being bound in chains and an electrical device attached via jumper cables to his crotch) Templeton: Two thousand d… yen?! How much is that in dollars? (Buzzer sounds Templeton is correct and has just won Y200,000) (Nakadai reads the answer, looking as if he’s going to break into laughter) Nakadai Rarry! Rarry-san! (Grabs answer and pulls it from Larry) Templeton: (Pulls answer away, shaking) You know what? I shouldn’t be here. Nakadai: Okay, okay! Rarry-san? (Reaches for written answer) Templeton: GOOD LORD! What in the name of all that’s sacred?! (Sanshira complies with game show rules and slices her pinky off as well) (Nakadai laughs, says something unintelligible) Templeton: (Distraught] OH MY GOD! DO YOU SEE THAT?! (His answer being wrong, Akira takes a knife and napkin provided by the co-host, and…)Īkira: Not at all. Nakadai: Aah, that’s no good That’s wrong. Nakadai: Does Kagemusha gives you the willies, or does Godzilla? Does Kagemusha give you the willies, or does Godzilla? Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock. Templeton: (Pleased and surprised) Really?! All right, well… Kanuka! Kanuka! (Nonsense Japanese) Nakadai: Correct, correct! That’s correct! Nakadai: Nanajuu, hyaku, or hachijuuhachi? Templeton: Can I pass? You know what, I pass! Uh… Nakadai: Rarry-san: 70 (nanajuu), 100 (hyaku), or 88 (hachijuuhachi)? I-I’m sorry… Does anybody here speak English? Do you guys speak English? I… 1: How many keys does a piano have: 70 (nanajuu), 100 (hyaku), or 88 (hachijuuhachi)? Akira-san! Templeton: See, I thought she meant see a game show, not BE on a game show! Big mistake. Nakadai: Wonderful, just wonderful! Okay, let’s begin. Anyhoo, the concierge at the hotel said, “Do you wanna go to a game show?” Well. It’s a lovely country, everyone’s been great. Templeton: (Laughing politely) You see, my wife Mary and I are here on vacation. Nakadai: (Unintelligible, followed by laughter) Nakadai: Rarry-san, yes! A brief introduction, please. Nakadai: And finally, from “Mil-wau-kee, Wis-con-sin” … Rarry Tenperuton-san. Well, let’s move on to Takashi Akira-san. It certainly is hot outside, isn’t it? Kotara-san, Kotara-san… You’re looking as lovely as always. Narrator: And now, from Tokyo, it’s “Quiz Kings”! Here’s your host, Nakadai Toshiro-san! Note: As the actors are not fluent Japanese speakers, sometimes names are a bit off and pronunciation makes it next to impossible to determine the precise meaning. This is a heavily revised version of the one currently posted it addresses omissions/transcription errors, but more importantly translates the Japanese where possible.
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